Shrek, Jennifer Lopez and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, ‘I have always thought that I’m the strongest in the World, but how can I be sure?’

Jennifer Lopez said, ‘I’m pretty sure I’m the sexiest of them all but I’ve never had it confirmed.’

Brad Pitt agreed. ‘I’m told I’m the hottest guy around, but sometimes I wonder….’

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen’s mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest and Brad Pitt was the hottest.

They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. ‘Well, it’s true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world..’

Jennifer Lopez followed and boasted, ‘It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the sexiest woman alive!!’

Brad Pitt walked in, head bent, tears in his eyes and asked, “Who the hell is Denny?”

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Thanks joker36 for the, uh… joke.  Originally I was going to use you there at the end, considering that’s how you sent it, but decided it might come off the wrong way, if you know what I mean.